Warning!

 Those %astards are at it again!!! Be careful of profiles with weird (random) names and years!!! Example: nonlofundesk1975.  Stupid internet scum.

WARNING YOU JUST BOUGHT HOT POCKETS!!!

Sorry :) first thing that came to my mind when I heard 'Warning!'

Cool. I am going to show my age. LOL When I see or hear Warning!! My mind still plays " Warning! Warning! danger Will Robinson!!" Loved Lost in Space.

Directions:  remove from wrapper, place directly in toilet.   Hoooooot poooockeeeeeets.....

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Directions:  remove from wrapper, place directly in toilet.   Hoooooot poooockeeeeeets.....

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^ Love the Lean Pocket reference

"Now they have a breakfast hot pocket...FINALLY! I couldn't think of a better way to start the day! Well good morning! You're about to call out sick"

"Now you can have a hot pocket for breakfast, a hot pocket for lunch, and be dead by dinner"

jim gaffigan = hilarious