Where's the magic button?

maybe he thought you were cute and just wanted to know where you live. now he sits outside your window every night and cries to himself. oh, the pain you have caused him.

Good.  Glad I did cause him pain.  He pained my wallet to the tune of $150.

your wallet looks nice from his vantage point in the trees.

Errr.  I keep my wallet in my front pocket.  Time to stay inside.

HA HA

I have an Easy Button. lol. I have a whole thing of Buttons the Easy Button is right next to the Magic Button. :) I can sell you one. It will go to the highest bidder. Start the bidding now.

So I was hanging in a Staples for school supplies. And guess what? I found the Easy Button!...kind of.

Actually, there aren't any. I had images of running up to a cashier and demanding such a button, launching into a dramatic recount of my A1c and blood sugar un-easy-ness (un/easiness?), act seriously sincere and ask if instead they knew where the magic button was? But alas, I don't have the guts for that. Yet. But I did imagine how cool that would be to YouTube it and be able to report that back here! But I settled for second-best.

I asked where the Easy Buttons were. Which would be funnier if they knew of this conversation, because they are serious, real things. And it was funny to watch them take me seriously.

But they're "out." Sorry, guys, the world is "out" of Easy Buttons! I'm assuming that's the same for the Magic Buttons as well? But don't worry. They're supposed to get a shipment soon. But isn't that always the story when you ask for something out-of-stock? Oh, we're getting a shipment soon.... heard it a million times.

 

But. I really do think everyone should start asking, and for those as ridiculous as my imagination imagined (:)) me being, how I wish I could have seriously intimidated them with suck drama, should do so. Seriously. Ask for the buttons. The magic buttons, too. Tell them your woes, people, and act so darn sincere we scare 'em :D And post back? LOL that would just make my day to hear someone else actually went into a Staples to do this, also.

I hunted around the store for Easy Buttons. The employees looked at me weird. Especially when I stopped to photograph photos :) of Easy Buttons. I took them for you guys :D But figure no one wants to be bored with those, haha! I was hoping to find the real thing, but alas...sob...no :(

hey alyssa! they have easy buttons up here in the vancouver area!

Well that's depressing!! Vancouver gets 'em, but we don't? That is quite sad!

Walking out I complained loudly that everything was going to 'keep being hard. I need my easy button!' <-- which is really only funny when the employees hear that :) Yes, I am kind of loud in public. As far as being goofy goes :D

My uncle has an easy button. You push it and it says, "That was easy." Haha.

Alyssa you can get an Easy Button online, lol. http://www.staples.com/Staples-Easy-Button/product_606396?storeId=10001&jspStoreDir=Staples&cmSearchKeyword=easy+button&fromUrl=home&langId=-1&catalogId=10051&cmArea=SEARCH&ddkey=StaplesSearch

I did see them a while back here in Pa also. I don't shop at Staples anymore because I worked there for 7.5 years and have no intrest of going back  ; )