Diabetes Humor

OK everyone, I think everything must be looked at with a sense of humor, so I wanna hear your funny stories and jokes about diabetes. This is a joke my wife made up:

Q.How many diabetics does it take to change a light bulb?

A.3--one to change the bulb and the other two to cry about how they can't have ice cream

Here is one I read:

As a salesman was just about to close the shop a very excited diabetic came running in the door.
“Wow, is that sign for real?” he asks.

“Which sign?” Asks the salesman

“Hello? The one on the front of your window!” he replies.

“Well of course” said the salesman.

“I’LL TAKE ONE PLEASE! he shouted.

“What do you want?” inquired the salesman.

“A Functioning Pancreas!” he exclaims.

“But this is a music store!!!” Says the salesman.

A look of confusion falls upon everyone’s face.

He sheepishly replies, “But the sign says ‘Organ’s for sale.’”


OK everyone, now its your turn. Make us laugh!